Three nights ago, I woke up halfway through my sleep with a stonking great headache.

Two nights ago, I woke up halfway through my sleep with a toothache.

Last night, I woke up halfway through my sleep with an ache all around the general area of my ribs.

I am not impressed by this. If it was one pain that decided to go on for three days, I could deal with that, but having my body decide to come up with new and interesting ways to screw me over every day strikes me as somewhat unfair.

Grump.